On Socialandy lassner Everyone is stressing about how they’ll be able to distribute a vaccine to 300 million people as if Dolly Parton doesn’t already have that shit figured out. 20 November 2020
On Socialandy lassner How have those cops not been arrested for murder? How? How? How? How?!!! 29 May 2020
On Socialandy lassner Reminder that Colin Kaepernick repeatedly tried to peacefully tell us every Sunday that we had a major, systemic problem. 29 May 2020
On Socialandy lassner Does he know that if he shuts down twitter, we will still know that 100,000 Americans are dead on his watch? 28 May 2020
On Socialandy lassner Have you seen this, @PressSec? It’s really good. https://t.co/P1egHfagnR 22 March 2020
On Socialandy lassner Dear @EliseStefanik, I’m sorry that even @realDonaldTrump shilling for you on television and in fundraising emails hasn’t stopped #ByeByeElise from trending and from @TedraCobb kicking your ass. Selling your soul shouldn’t cost this much. My apologies. 22 November 2019
On Socialandy lassner Elise’s campaign manager and senior advisor says I should get help. He’s 100% correct. Please help me by donating to @TedraCobb. https://t.co/HB2ozyzUKf 22 November 2019
On Socialandy lassner Breaking: Just got word from @EliseStefanik that she would not like #ByeByeElise to trend. Do not send a tweet with the hashtag #ByeByeElise It would only boost the highly qualified and honorable @TedraCobb So please DO NOT use the hashtag #ByeByeElise 22 November 2019
On Socialandy lassner I’m not a journalist, but I would have gone with the headline: NEW POLL: 71 percent think Mueller report does not clear Trump of wrongdoing https://t.co/LI2AywPYfS 31 March 2019
On Socialandy lassner Every single member of government who does not come out and condemn @POTUS today is 100% complicit in treason against the United States of America. 17 July 2018
On Socialandy lassner My deepest condolences to @POTUS, @VP, @GOPChairwoman, @PressSec, @KellyannePolls, @parscale, @foxandfriends and the entire @GOP on Russia’s defeat and elimination from the #WorldCup 09 July 2018
On Socialandy lassner Dear media, President Trump lies. He doesn’t “reverse his position”, “tell untruths”, “exaggerate”, “distort”, “speak in hyperboles” or “state inaccurately”. He fucking lies. 04 May 2018
On Socialandy lassner Today @TheEllenShow honors Waffle House hero James Shaw Jr and then gets to present him with the $225,000 that @yashar has raised for him so far. It’s a good day. 02 May 2018
On Socialandy lassner I don’t know if Joy Reid is telling the truth or not. Here’s my truth. I grew up being taught in school that being gay was wrong. I was told people chose to be gay. I used gay slurs with my friends. And then I learned the truth. I evolved. I changed. Now I produce Ellen. 29 April 2018
On Socialandy lassner Alternate headline: US senate approves former mistress to @newtgingrich, whose wife was dying of cancer, as US amb. to the Vatican. https://t.co/IzWwHAJ1yl 17 October 2017
Ask yourself something: are you willing to pay higher taxes and have less affordable health care so you can “own the libs” because that’s the price you’ll have to pay if the GOP agenda is enacted … you pay more, their cronies pay less.
I’m excited to join @ProChoiceCaucus as Freshman Leader! With Roe protections gone and Governor Ron DeSantis and the Florida legislature passing one of the harshest abortion bans in the nation, my home state has been on the frontlines of the battle for reproductive freedom.
Eric Trump tourmate claims Jewish people are frauds and “Hitler was actually fighting the same people that we're trying to take down today” https://t.co/4Fp6BFm7Pw
Neo-Nazi Brandon Russell, partner charged in Maryland power grid plot - The Washington Post https://t.co/e9oX9K4r8u
