Dear President-Elect,

I am submitting my name for Secretary of Transportation, or whatever. I have absolutely no experience in the field, but I have noticed by your other wonderfully carefree cabinet picks that experience does not matter and may well be a detriment. I live within two miles of Trump Towers, so getting to meetings should not be a problem. I drive a VW and take buses, subways and an occasional Citibike, so I have some foundational knowledge of transportation, but not so much as to disqualify me for the job. If not this, might you consider me for Surgeon General?

Casey

Addendum. And I have directed hospital soap scenes! What more experience do I need?

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November 25, 2016